September22014

harperhug:

morebeyoncethanyou:

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT

IS THIS REAL?! WHY IS IT NOT IN MY HANDS RIGHT NOW?

(Source: teknolojimanya, via sassismyonlydefense)

1PM

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

(via princesss-diana)

11AM
ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

11AM
dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

dean-the-piesexual:

OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE

(via twerkmuch)

11AM

(via lizzieebg)

11AM

hotllamasex:

derekstilinski:

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

(via suniinwonderland)

11AM

satisfiedparadise:

Augustus Waters offered to write hazel a sequel to her favourite book, and you can’t reply to my text message

(via twerkmuch)

11AM
“Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself & a little less time trying to impress people.” The Breakfast Club (1985)

(Source: im-a-mannish-boy, via princesss-diana)

11AM

reavennsmavenn:

I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am

!!!!!!

(via princesss-diana)

11AM

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

(via princesss-diana)

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